The Strongest Creepiest Fabric

Hmmm... I don't know what your clothes are made of, but they don't look very sturdy. Ever seen clothes made of Spider Thread? That splendid, luminescent, silken, undulating fabric that only comes from Spider Thread. It's simply... divine. Regular spider silk doesn't make for good fabric, but Desert and Red Spiders make firm, sturdy stuff. They also make large enough quantities that we can actually weave things from them. Hey, if you bring me Spider Thread, I'll pay you the going rate. Trust me, it's worth it!